I Mean, Who DOSEN’T Like A Little a Casual Racism?: We Are All Brack People

Oh Japan.

You kooky bastards. With your imperialists wars, zany/sadistic game shows, and delightfully packaged candies. Every time I think I’m ready to turn my back on you, you do something that completely makes me re-think making negative sweeping generalizations about an entire ethnicity.

And speaking of sweeping generalizations, why don’t we take a glance at how the Japanese take American stereotypes and make it their own. (ya’ll Japans wish you had a blue passport like me, huh? I know you do!)

Here is a personal favorite. Safe Sex and The Sexual Prowess of The Blacks. “Power Black Color Rubber” was actually my nickname in high school. [via Inventor Spot]

We have Uncle Sam and they have Uncle Sailor Moon. who WANTS YOU to wink at the camera, hold up a piece sign, and be the foundation of all teenage masturbatory fantasies. Super Cool! [via Tokyo Times]

ARG! damn that sense of Japanese wry wit and irony! There is no room in Japan for the Jimmy McNultys of the world. The text reads: “32 pages jam-packed with America’s heroic and hot-blooded police! Your hands will get hot just turning the pages!”

We are in the World, We Are The Children, We Are In Blackface. [via yopress]

Hoes that need to get supertanned. You guys are totally off the hook for Pearl Harbor with these gems.