Hillary CANNOT Stand Under My Umbrella: Hillary Down In Polls, No Chance of Nomination, McCain’s Awesome Viral, Kittehs

Election news round up suckas!

• Meanwhile, back on planet Earth:”One big fact has largely been lost in the recent coverage of the Democratic presidential race– Hillary Rodham Clinton has virtually no chance of winning.” Beside this article confirming everything I know in my BONES to be true, its very well written and drenched in delicious analysis [politico].

• Obama controls all your bases: Obama 48% to Clinton 45%.  I don’ t really think polls mean too much this far out from the election but it does feel great to see him bounce back up in the polls after his sweeping race speech. I’m all about Obama’s condomenation of  “bumper sticker”platitudes on complicated issues like the racist white granny lobby. [guardian]

• The image is just so cuddly and cutting isn’t it? See more at YesWeCanHas. I like the dudes that run it. And they like kittehs and Obama. That means that I’d be willing to fill my womb with their clever, cuddly, babehs.

• The Irony and The Ecstasy: You know these mavens of funk are some pissed off public employees. Judging by their wardrobe and haircuts I’m sure they work at the DMV or some miserable health clinic in Omaha. God bless these gals for being so earnest in their booty shaking. Next time you see these bitches crowded around an awesome blossom at Chilli’s, dishing about the new slutty temp, buy a round of peach daraquis.