Nothing To See Here People, Pack Up Your Shit And Go Home: Clinton Loses Her Last and Final Shot. No Blow Out. No Majority. No Nomination

This was it. This was the Intergalatic Douche Queen’s last and best chance of closing the delegate gap. She has run out of time. She has run out of  arguments. And I have run out of clever word plays for the term douche (douche nozzle, grand dragon of douche, douche pie, la doucherina, robert douchey jr.,  d etc).

This analysis from this really smart dude who pays my AmEx bills:

We’ve spent the last half-dozen weeks or so indulging in a Second Life* fantasy that granted Hillary Clinton some sort of real viability.

That game ended tonight in North Carolina and Indiana. Obama has won a smashing victory in North Carolina and, as we write, will finish close behind in Indiana. When all the votes are tallied, Obama will finish the evening with a net gain in pledged delegates i.e. he will increase his lead as front-runner.  Whatever remote, if not impossible, shot Clinton had of snatching away the nomination went up in smoke tonight when she failed to win NC and failed to stage a blow-out in Indiana.

The only question that remains is if this crazy biatch is planning on campaigning all the way through Obama’s inagural ball.

The death rattles echoes here, here, and here.

 ** hehe my dad was born in 1949 and he made a Second Life reference. So cute!