Lisa Frank For Vice President: Barack Obama is The Trapper Keeper of Our Hope, Pencil Holder of Our Dreams
I don’t know about you, but all of us shame-cave owners rocked Lisa Frank back in the day. We had motherfuckin’ folders with simley dolphins, lime green neon unicorn earsers, back packs with purple kitty cats. Lisa Frank cut across all social classes and races and united every one by offering a hopeful vision of a fluffy future sprinkled with happy penguins and exploding rainbows. There is only ONE candidate who offers that same vision:
artist Lucas Ketner
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Obama is also running for President of the fevered daydreams of 12-year-old girls. And his crotch shoots roses!
If only that horse back there was a unicorn… then it would be perfect. Wait! I’ve got the answer! WHITE - OUT drawn in Unicorn horn. Yes! Can anyone draw wings with white-out? Holy Napoleon Dynamite! Can anyone draw me a “Liger” to go with the Unicorn?
It IS a unicorn, isn’t it? I could swear I discern a horn, but maybe somene slipped me the brown acid again.
Trapper Keeper of HOPE! amazing.
what is that Barack’s holding? It looks like just a solid piece of gold, engraved with a ‘B’…or maybe its his blackberry??
Let’s be clear about the rainbow
Rainbow Chaser - a brown horse with purple hooves
Bananigans - a monkey with a Rainbow Banana
Panda Painter - a panda in overalls with a large paintbrush
Ballerina Bunnies - three rabbits who dance ballet
Max Splash - an orca whale
Markie - a unicorn with rainbow mane and tail
Roary - a polar bear
Hunter - a young leopard
Spotty and Dotty Paws - two dalmatians with rainbow-colored spots
Peekaboo - a turtle with hippie-style flowers on its shell
Skye - a Pegasus-like flying horse
Ruckus, Raider, and Risky - three St. Bernard puppies
Casey - a golden retriever puppy
Lisa, Cassie, Mara, Candy - four girls who are best friends
Angel - an angel with rainbow wings
Angel Kitty - a cat with rainbow wings and stripes
Echo - a dolphin
This shit is the fucking shit. Here’s what one youngster had to say about Obama and unicorns: http://www.youngandflakey.com/?p=139.
I feel like crying I miss Rainbow Chaser so much. Don’t you ever wish you could go back?
CAUTION: DO NOT READ IF YOU DON’T WANT TO RE-LIVE THAT HIGH SCHOOL AWKWARD ASS FEELING.
@blonde: we all wax nostalgic at the sight of our old friend, the trapper keeper cool ass art shit as it was the one thing that gave our 6th grade lives true manufactured definition of social status. If that’s not enough for you and you truly want to wallow in your past… the WE channel is re-running Kate and Allie. Yes, those fem-tarded girls who left their husband, didn’t turn into lesbians, and taught us all that it is never to late to go back to college… not even for a girl! Yeah, you are woman hear you roar! Maybe Perez isn’t so far off with his 80’s hot topic punk ass gay bird fashion statements after all. Maybe Perez really doesn’t want anyone to wear the goddamn clothes… maybe he just wanted to say to us all…
you no longer shop at the mall.
you no longer even look in the direction of “hot topic”.
you have kids.
they are wearing crazy shit the way you used to.
remember this?
remember all this shit from the 80’s?
what happened to us?
we’re like thirty something now… (now we know why the show “30 something” was a big hit with our parents… they were like we are now… stunned in half life American bas-TARDedness… saying to themselves… we howled with Ginsberg in the 60’s and burned our money… what the fuck? what the fuck? The difference, we never really had any kind of revolution. Mostly just Kurt Cobain blowing his brains out. That was all.)
I feel your pain girlfriend. Thank God I don’t have any kids. Yet, at times, I feel as lonesome as a 14 year old high school freshman who sits alone in his room listening to “Warrant” and thinking about true love 4-ever!!!
I got a picture of you house…
your standing by the door…
it’s black and whit and faded and looking pretty worn.
I know, a little slice of “heaven” in what is otherwise HELL! LOL
p.s. sorry for the spelling… i had a little too much canadian club with the coffee this morning. Oh, and let me just say… Good Morning!
My name is spelled with a ‘K.’ Lukas Ketner. thanks for the link
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