Category — the district divine

Possible replacement for the elephant as symbol of the GOP. Elephant testicles are too leathery to be palatable.

Former Republican Senator and Governor of Nevada, Paul Laxalt, was hosting an annual all-male, all-GOP “lamb fry” dinner in Georgetown, when he choked and had to be Heimliched by former campaign aids for Huckabee and Romney.

“Lamb fries” are, of course, the cutesy name given to fried sheep’s testicles.

So, a group of misogynists leave the little wives at home to go hang out in a testosterone-laden gathering and put animal testicles in their mouths. One of them can’t handle the mouthfull of balls, so a couple of servant boys dogpile him and aggressively dry hump him from behind.

People, if there is one thing the GOP does way better than the Democrats, it’s kink.

Hey DC! You guys totally kept it totally classy last night. Your lime cable knits and popped collars made us squeak with delight. Thanks to the piano player who indulged our requests for Coolio and House of Pain. He was an adorable little songbird. Check out all the pics from last night at our gallery.

Look at them! They’re just a bucket of awesome. And there’s so many more. Look at SUPER exclusive and well dressed Hey, Be Us! gallery here.

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